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Purpose of mission:

Actual situation:

Hostiles encountered:


Bureaucratic Meddling:

Dramatic moment:

A mission generator based on the tables from "The Laundry: A roleplaying game based on the 'Laundry Files' novels by Charles Stross". The original tables are on page 174ff.

The fragment part of the URL seeds the random number generator so you can bookmark it, but if I ever revise or add to the tables it will not return the same mission. Boo.

But it is a self-contained html+javascript app with no external dependencies, so you can take a copy and stick it anywhere. Copyright © 2015 Jeff Epler. License: cc-by-sa 3.0